Stupid corporate policies. I'm not an "official" techie, and the guys who do macros are super-protective of their turf, so I have to go to them to change anything. Same reason I don't want to give out the actual file - I don't know if it's explicitly against any rules, but given all the other rules we work under it'd at the very least be treated as remarkable stupidity by my boss if he ever found out.

You've been helpful, despite all that, and I seem to have found a tolerable workaround. Thank you.