Thanks for the replies!

@eNGiNe: The main issue is that all of that is completely static. There is no function where you just highlight existing table X and slap design Y on it. Quick table inserts a pre-made table. It's copy-pasting an existing one. It's really just a paste bin. And the fact that minor scripting knowledge is required to select every bloody second row is ridiculous (thanks anyway, konopca).