Thanks strij and Matrix, and bob.g's effort.

ftp://ftp.drweb.com/pub/drweb/windows/te33decrypt.exe worked like a charm!!!
All my *.jpg, *.doc, and *.xls files are repaired and useable once again (all 17,660 affected files, holy crap I had that many?).

Program does indeed work, and I'm spreading the word myself.

Thanks again!

-J