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Old 11-03-2010, 09:01 AM
brendanok brendanok is offline Windows Vista Office 2007
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Joost.

You're suggestions worked and I got clear of my problem.

I promised a joke for help and here it is.....

You age may not help here...try it also with your elders....

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He
can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia
Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get
a £30,000 loan to take a
holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in
disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is
Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank
manager.

Patty explains that he will
need to secure the loan with
some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains
that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and
disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and
says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who
claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he
wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink
elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back
at her and says.
"It's a knickknack, Patty
Whack. Give the frog a loan,

His old man's a Rolling Stone."


Thanks again for your help,

Brendan
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